I'm Evolving

Last night I participated in my first pick-up basketball game since last winter. Talk about out of shape. I expected to be very sore this morning, however I was pleasantly surprised to find that I felt pretty good. All except for my lower back, actually my tailbone area. I got to thinking, maybe I'm growing a tail. Could it be that I am evolving into a new species and soon I will have an extremety protruding from my backside. What would it look like? Curly, strait, stubby... How strange would it be to have a tail? How would you wear it? Would you cut holes in your pants and allow it to shake freely in the air? Would you find a way to dress it? Perhaps get your tail pierced or tattooed. Or would you try to conceal it and be ashamed of your newly found party favor? So many options.