BOYS ARE STUPID...THROW ROCKS AT THEM

Reading through a book entitled "What's Up With Boys?" Don't laugh, I'm doing it because I'm teaching on dating and sex to my youth in February. It's called preparation. So here are some questions teenage girls have about guys that I thought were funny and intriguing.

1. Why are they so hairy?
2. Why don't they like to bathe?
3. How can they get ready in 2 minutes and look great?
4. Why don't they know anything about girls?
5. How can they beat eachother up and then be best friends in the next 5 minutes?
6. Why don't they just say what they're feeling?
7. Why do they belch in public?
8. Why do they spend hours washing thier car but not thier hair.
9. Why do they have farting contests to impress each other.

Those are great questions. Let me try to answer them for you

1. I ate a lot of deer jerky as a kid
2. I could be doing a whole lot more productive things than standing in the shower putting soap on myself. it's a waste of time.
3. I don't try to cover up my natural beauty. I'm into the rough rugged look.
4. Anything more complex than a football need not be researched without a certifiable degree. Besides, remember we are from different planets.
5. It's called "not living life as one big grudge"
6. I am saying what I'm feeling, you just think there is some deeper meaning...news flash...I'm not that deep.
7. Kind of like marking my territory. Showing how much of a man I am.
8. I'm supposed to wash my hair...oh I guess you need some of that before you wash it huh?
9. The real question is...why should we not have farting contests to impress eachother?

Ok, I'll post questions I have about girls next time. See ya next time, thanks for stopping by.