Once Upon a Time...

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END


-Don't you just love getting email forwards from your uncle? I'd change golf to softball and then I'd drink a lot of Snapple instead of beer and scotch because I don't like beer and scotch, which probably makes me less of a man in some people's eyes. But I'd fart a bunch to make up for it.