So here's a few useful things I can NOT do...
Move cattle
Weld
Work on an engine
Build a house
Drink a gallon of milk in under 1 hour
Field dress a deer
Fix a computer (that's why I have friends)
Drive a combine
Some useful things I CAN do...
Change oil / brake pads / other minor auto stuff
Build an entertainment center
Play guitar and sing (sort of)
Play sports
Make nachos
Organize and prioritize
Fix minor household problems
Drive a stick
Shoot a gun (didn't say hit anything)
Create a floor plan for a house
And a few useful things I've never tried to do...
Win a fight
Eat 75 shrimp at Red Lobster on all you can eat shrimp night
Play rugby
Learn Hebrew
Catch a chicken
9 comments:
let me tell you Todd, it's not really hard to field dress a deer. come with me saturday morning, you can field dress mine for me! also, don't get in a big hurry to eat 75 shrimp, it's not as fun as it sounds... at least not while you're doing it. i wish i could play a guitar, and you do make some mean nachos. macho nachos.
i don't know Todd...there's some pretty vital things on that list that you don't know how to do... i mean sometime in your life you're definitely going to have to drink a gallon of milk in an hour! better start practicing now!
actually Amy i think it is impossible to drink a gallon of milk in under an hour. physically impossible.
You're right, Todd, it is physically impossible to do, but if you are REALLY interested in some of the other things you can always come learn from my dad. lol!
Kelli
just ran across your blog...recently read "wild at heart" and the girls versions "captivating". certainly changed my outlook on some things.
just wanna say i appreciate the "brothers" that are out there winning the battles and becoming real men.
blessings!
I'm not sure how useful it is, but you do make some pretty good faces to entertain the family.
auntieL
Real men don't have to do anything. That's what their wives are for. UGH!
Its not about what you can't do, its about making the things you can do seem very important and without you there, those things wouldn't get done. Then you can just say that the things you can't do are impossible unless your a trained professional.
EJ
thanks for the comment and encouragement...and i'm working on being patient. definitley want to save myself for God's best.
stay real.
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